Text

when the road looks rough ahead and you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed, you just remember what your old pal said, yeah you’ve got a friend in me

Photoset
Photoset

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

(Source: sideshowtornado, via landwrecked)

Photo
whaaaaattt

whaaaaattt

(Source: absolutelyayrianna, via piratesgoarg)

Text

Not gonna lie

I am pretty excited to live in tangalooma australia on the dolphin reservation saving turtles from plastic bags and rescuing depressed dolphins rather than being here for any longer expanse of time than is absolutely necessary. May 14 you’ve been a bitch of a day

Photo

(Source: whaletaless)

Text

Chemistry.

Chemistry, don’t pretend like you make perfect sense. Like a hydronium ion is obviously a protonated water molecule. And don’t pretend that the periodic table makes anything about the elements clear. Or that atoms in a trigonal pyrimadal VSPERR model of course look like an alien waving his arms around the central atom. Because no. who would ever be able to know these things, ever. 

the answer is nobody.

Photo
everythingsacontradiction:

shannon. 

thank you.

everythingsacontradiction:

shannon. 

thank you.

(Source: mrgolightly)

Photo

(Source: valentinovamp)

Photoset

anderson:

Anderson meets Meow, the 37-lb cat (the equivalent of a 600-lb person), today on “Anderson.”

(via pleatedjeans)